I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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