Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
its not stalking. its research.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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