he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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