We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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