Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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