Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
My vagina just recognized that song.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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