I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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