it was like having sex with a tree stump
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I have aggressive nipples.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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