Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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