I hate your face
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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