Don't you send me to vm
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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