D3 body, D1 cock
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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