is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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