You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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