do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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