I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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