I like my sex mixed with concussions.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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