he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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