It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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