What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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