For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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