He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
