This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
It's rum buckets o'clock
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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