My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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