well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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