How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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