similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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