this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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