bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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