btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
there is puke in my bra ... again
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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