I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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