do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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