Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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