if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
youre lurking in front of me
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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