why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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