Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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