Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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