i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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