If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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