I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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