exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
and she was petting her beer can
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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