i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
not ubering you a puppy
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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