KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
And the cops told us we were all naked.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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