just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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