Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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