I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
i believe in u and ur pee
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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