I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
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