What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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