Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Fuck appropriateness.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
