Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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