But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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