I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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