Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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