In the future we'll all be gay
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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